FINALLY! MODS... HAVE COME BACK... TO THE XXXXXXBOXXXXXXX! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! I've spent the past few days goofing around with some of the new mods for the XBOX One version of Fallout 4. Gotta say, it's an absolutely BRILLIANT move by Microsoft/Bethesda. It's like a whole new game. Here are some fun ones I've tried. Go ahead and cancel any outdoor summer activities you have. Just play Fallout with the windows open. Same thing. Macho Claws The Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of Skyrim is back to defend his title in the post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland of Boston! All Deathclaws are transformed into the cream of the crop himself, Macho Man Randy Savage! Tremble in fear as things like "OHHH YEAAHH and DIG IT!" are screamed at you while giant spiky claws are rammed up your b-hole. Attention modders - We need more of this. Imagine hearing glass shatter and then Stone Cold Claw charges you middle fingers flying. Or dude... Chris Jericho Deathclaws with light-up jackets?! BREAK THE WALLS DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNN! The Cheat Room It’s like Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory only it’s full of guns, grenades and power-ups instead of skateboards and a foam pit. Complete with a shooting range to test out all of your new found goodies. Running low on ANY type of ammo? Stop by and fill up! Want to see an Iron Man-like fleet of power armor in a big ass hanger? Bingo. Want to unlock EVERY SINGLE MO’EFFING PERK? Shia agrees…Just DOOOOO IT! Oh and there’s a lava pit. And a shooting range. Aaaaand a mini-nuke mini-gun. (Say that 5 times fast). ‘Pew’ Lasers Remember playing ‘Cops and Robbers’ or ‘Autobots and Decepticons’ as a child and you had to make the *BOOM* and *BANG BANG* sounds with your mouth. Well this is that in a video game. All of your laser guns go ‘Pew’ when you shoot them now! YIPPEE! So simple… so fun. It turns even the most serious giant mega laser battle into a jolly game of laser tag. Except these lasers kill you. Lazer Sabres (Holy shit, LIGHTSABERS!) What’s better than getting one lightsaber? GETTING AN ENTIRE BOX FULL OF THEM! Yep, congratulations… you are now the proud owner of a trunk full of lightsabers in all different colors of the rainbow. ROY-G-EFFING-BIV! Now you can run around stabbing things with your ‘lazer sabre’ (it’s a lightsaber, just say it) screaming things like ‘For Alderaan!’ as you hack your way through a mound of mole rats! Endless fun. It even makes the lightsaber noises.... ZWWWOMMM ZWOMMM. Hell yes. Snap N’ Build This one is for all of you settlement-building buffs like me. It’s like an expansion pack for your existing structure options. Cool things like greenhouses, pre-fabbed housing, railings, walkways… you’ll have a ton of fun building or buffing your settlements. Minecraft eat your heart out. CROSS Cybernetics Build your own super soldier exo-suit! Hey look at me, I’m the Master Chief! Cortana Cortana! LOLOLOL! It’s really cool...basically a smaller, less bulky version of your power armor. Just build yourself a cybernetics lab (a nice, techy addition to your settlement) and grab your cyber frames! From there you have a ton of customization options…lifting servos, magazine auto-ejectors, recon-tracking, camouflage… legit Tony Stark territory. Granted some of the pieces require mid to end-game materials and certain perks, they’re well worth the hunt. Any Mod Any Weapon Rounding out the list… this is exactly what it sounds like. Gatling mini-nuke launcher? Sure. Laser shotgun? Yep. A giant cannon that launches teddy bears? Because you can. You are limited only by your imagination. They world is your oyster… shoot the shit out of it.
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