Truly inspirational moments are few and far between... but when they hit, they hit HARD! Not too long ago, Antonio Brown of the Pittsburgh Steelers had one of those touchdown celebrations that make you go... AWWW DAYYYYUM SON! Tonio popped dat ass. LIke Snoop says, if you score you go ahead and rub that shit in. He humped the hell out of the Redskin defense. Here's the footage... Still can't believe he got fined for that. The NFL is so damn sensitive nowadays I don't know if I'm watching football, soccer, or 'As the World Turns'. But that's another blog for another day. Nonethteless this got me thinking. For the amount of awesome touchdown celebrations that exist, there are just as many terrible awkward white-guy-ish poorly timed versions. I've done the legwork and scoured the interwebz for some of the worst. Apologies in advance, but the NFL is a real bitch about youtube videos. Some of the vidz you'll have to link over to youtube to watch. Fire Goodell. Carson Palmer hobbles his way in and spikes himself into the ground. QB hits himself in the dick, gets punched in the face, smashes opposing player. Giants D-man Boley drills innocent bystander in the face. Vernon Davis gets STUFFED by the goal post. Sammy Watkins pre's all over himself. Ref anally probes Cardinal endzone man-rodeo. Marion Barber showing us what a gymnast shouldn't do. Jacoby Jones forgoes celebration, opts for mild seizure. Not a TD but still LOL'd. Mid-air power hump blown ACL. Ladies and Gents, the whitest move of all time. The 'lawnmower'.
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