If it’s Monday-Thursday, chances are you’re having a bad day. Heck, even Friday can be a bitch if you’ve slacked all week. And Sunday. Sunday is the sneaky worst day because gets what’s next… MONDAY. What can you even do on Sunday? Get groceries? Can’t really go anywhere too far or stay out late unless you’re under the age of 23. Come to think of it 6 out of 7 days are absolutely horrid (I’m looking at you Saturday, you sexy son of a bitch). So, here are 5 YouTube videos to help get you through the gloom. They’re a mix of personal favorites, some of which you may have seen before. Ahhhh but they never get old no matter how many times you watch them. Have you ever had a dream like this? This kid is the embodiment of what I go through on Monday. I have no idea what’s going on. I’m not thinking about what I say before I say it… just puking words out and trying to Frankenstein them into sentences. I’m still hungover from SATURDAY night because my 29-year-old hangovers last 48 hours. This kid is relatable. I feel like he is now my son. I love you son. And he’s so adorably happy when he finally reaches the end of his 18 second sentence. BONUS: Enjoy the remixes. You knew they were coming. Pickwick Dancing Granny That awkward moment when a woman 3x your age has 20x the dance moves. I mean this is just pure bliss, zero-effs given. I pray I’m able to just stand up and fetch a box of Honey Nut Cheerios without crapping my pants at her age. DEM MOVES DOE! She air humps the floor for a solid 20 seconds without managing to break every bone in her body. The Thai Chi/Kabuki inspired marching, the bum wiggles, the bucket hat. Puts a smile on my face every time. Pump it up Granny, PUMP IT! Reaction to Drugs for Broken Arm There are a lot of ‘reaction to drug’ videos out there in the vain of David at the Dentist… but this one speaks to me. Let’s look at all of the key comedic elements that land right in my wheelhouse: - Batman references. - Hitting on the cute nurse. - The inability to control your own body. - Witty one-liners. - A rollercoaster of emotions. All-around a solid 5-minute journey that takes you from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows. “I thought I could see my air. That’s a letdown.” Story of my life. Grape Lady Falls People falling never gets old, and this is no exception. I believe in social justice. I like when people get a fat, heaping dose of karma. Look how cocky she gets around the 0:52 mark when she yells “STOP!” and then tries to cheat. Well guess what?!? BOOM TELL ME HOW THAT DIRT TASTE!!! BOOYAKA BOOYAKA! The sounds that proceed to come out of her are not human. Is this a news report or an exorcism? I need an old priest and a young priest! And those fake-concerned news reporters at the end. Gold. You know it's good when it shows up on Family Guy. Thumbs up For Rock and Roll Introducing the most confident and charismatic kid on the planet. How do you not absolutely crush life and smash through walls Kool-Aid style after watching this? If I was half as optimistic as this kid I’d be leading a team of astronauts on Earth’s first manned mission to Planet Zabbrathar in the Quixong Galaxy. This is my go to pump up video. Before the big game/date/presentation just fire up this bad boy and you’re good to go! The flag waving proudly in the background. Just perfect. Screw you Ray Lewis motivational speech, you killed a guy. I feel happy of myself.
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